The news almost made me drop my Milo cereal on th floor. Russian President, Vladimir Putin was M.I.A. No, this could not be. He was just in the middle of his takeover tour! He had just kicked off his “I don’t give a rat’s ass” campaign of 2015. The world press was rife with rumors. And by world I mean western press. Some say he had died from either a stroke or heart attack. Then it became he was seriously ill. Fallen off a horse perhaps? Finally met his match whilst wrestling a tiger? Or my favorite rumor – making a short trip to Switzerland to attend to the birth of his child with a Russian gymnast. I mean it’s Putin, it could literally be anything.
Well to add on to our ever growing list of why Putin is the most badass world leader, we take a look at events a little while ago concerning one of his political rivals, Mr. Nemstov. Opposition party leader, Nemstov, was shot dead a few days ago. He was one of the few ditches in the otherwise smooth highway like roads for Putin’s power. And he got shot. After the whole show of international outcry, Putin made it a personal mission to find the killer. *awkward silence*.
After the outpouring of gratitude towards this kind gesture from Putin, he immediately set out to find the killers. Lo and behold, a couple of extremist Chechens were held shortly thereafter. Not a surprise though. Putin is ex-KGB. He is the guy who can find a needle in a haystack. I mean the guy doesn’t even comprehend the expression. And you dared to underestimate this man. But that still doesn’t explain where good ol’ Vladimir went.
But guess what, it doesn’t matter because whatever game he’s playing – He won.